You wore this while you tried to explain to your aunties how you lost your life savings in crypto—only to lose more at the mahjong table to the very same women who’ve judged you since you were ten. One tile that sealed your fate. You didn’t just get rekt online—you got rekt at home, too.
唉呀…你估自己叻仔咩? Sit down la, dai low jai. Auntie May already pong before you blink, and Ah Yi hit you with the chaat luk like she’s been waiting all week to humble you. “咁都話投資？你咪玩啦！” By the end, you mou chin, mou min, mou soul. Your crypto was rugged. Your dignity? Discarded like a green bamboo. But the shirt? Wah, still clean.
Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Tear-away label. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. This product is made on demand. No minimums.
