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Crypto Tears

Crypto Tears

Regular price $29.99 USD
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For every moonshot that cratered and every rugpull that yanked your soul—this tumbler catches it all. Sip on your losses with dignity, or at least with caffeine. Perfect for those mornings when you wake up and check your wallet… and wish you hadn’t.

Fill it with coffee, cope, or cold brew denial. Either way, it’s leak-proof—unlike your portfolio.

• High-grade stainless steel tumbler
• 20 oz. (600 ml)
• Tumbler size: 4″ × 7.2″ (10.1 cm × 18.2 cm)
• Includes straw and lid
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

Disclaimer:
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
• Not leak-proof. To prevent potential leaks, we recommend keeping the tumbler upright at all times.

Size guide

  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
20 oz 18.3 10.2 7.1 25.4
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